Tag: funny

john–laurens:

Eddie, trying to sleep @ 3am: V, my darling, my love, I beg you, please let me sleep, I have to write an article tomorrow

Venom, screaming in Eddie’s mind: TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEAAARTACHEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAYYY!! I! WANT! IT! THAT! WAY!!!

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Clint: You know what? I’m covering everything in pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spiced everything.

Tony: Do you really want to do that?

Clint: Pumpkin spiced latte. Pumpkin spice oatmeal. Pumpkin spiced chocolate.

Tony:

You’re going to make yourself sick.

Clint:

Pumpkin spiced Tony.

Tony:

Wait, what?

Clint: Pumpkin spiced chips.

Tony:

Did you say, “pumpkin spiced Tony”?

Clint:

Pumpkin spiced pumpkin.

Tony:

What the fuck is wrong with you?