I’m sorry you’re having a hard day. Here! Have some smolder ♡
– I am always up for some smolder… and smoldering is a Henry specialty.
@star-spangled-man-with-a-plan The first one had me almost jumping out of my jammies. Just kept on scrolling though….just keep scrolling, just keep scrolling….
The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home.
2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn’t talk about it again.
3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized “wait it’s dark as fuck” so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.
4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl’s underwear a day later and I never saw him again
5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver’s side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out
6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he’d locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him “you know that sounds super suspicious right” and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead
7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn’t follow me onboard
8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again.
9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me ‘piñata’ and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals
10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks
11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped
12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home
13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play ‘bloody mary’ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said “no thanks” and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.
14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of… locked up forever and never go near
15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360º spin with nobody touching it, so I said ‘that was neat’ and never ate there again
16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing I’d ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn’t even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds
It’s not a dumb question, trust me. It took me a while to figure it out. There are 1 of 2 ways to do this.
1] Go to your activity page and find where there is a reply / reblog with a comment. Hover your mouse over it, and a little arrow should show up. If it does, click on it. If it does not, skip to 2.
Clicking on the arrow will start a text post.
I then edit it to tag the person. If I can’t tag them, I just leave it as is. Then I’ll add my response.
If it’s a reblog with a comment, you can do the same thing. However, if the comment is fairly long, you’ll need to go to their reblog, copy their comment, and click on the arrow to start a new text post as above.
With reblogs, the link to the post they reblogged will not be there. You will need to add that separately.
2] On your post, click on the notes. It will open up and show you all the reblogs with comments / replies.
Copy them one at a time and start a new text post. For example.
@akamaiden reblogged xxxxx and added: or @jbarnes87 replied to xxxxx
I hope this helps. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.
hey gang! i’m back with my second ever reading list!! all the fics included are nothing short of amazing and same goes for each lovely author. i’m sure each author would love it if you took a little time out of your day to read, reblog, like and give feedback on their work!
Your life as a busy, working divorced mom of a teenager and tweenager in Brooklyn was busy and happy. Your new neighbor is certainly polite and friendly. While you admit he’s gorgeous, your hope is that he doesn’t mind the obnoxious noise levels created by your girls and their ever-present friends. It never occurs to you to that anything more could develop, other than neighborly friendship.
After traveling home from a disappointing trip with your boyfriend, who ignores you constantly, you meet a dark handsome stranger on the train who is more than willing to give you the attention you deserve. ***
When Peter sees the pretty girl from his Anatomy class at a dorm party, he decides to say hello. Little does he realize just how much they might have in common.
You were supposed to spend Christmas with a couple of friends in a cabin outside of the city. When they all fail to get there on time you end up alone with Sebastian, the guy you slept with last Christmas and who then left you for dead. ***
You realized your marriage with your husband Henry had run its course when you discovered his various love affairs. You wanted to leave him but not without giving Henry a little taste of his own medicine involving his preferred mechanic Sebastian. ***
hey guys! I saw one of these the other day in my feed and it was honestly so helpful and i loved almost all the ones i read. so, I thought i’d swoop in and recommend some of my favorite reader insert fics i’ve read in the past couple months. all the authors are incredible so shoutout to them.
if for any reason your work is featured on here and you’d like me to remove it, don’t hesitate to ask and i’ll take it down !! also if any of the links are broken or aren’t working, let me know and i’ll see what i can do to fix it.
p.s i’m stucky’s whore so majority, if not all of these fics are steve or bucky and the [*] means smut, enjoy 🙂
okay, this was HOT. read if you’re in the mood for some quality sexual tension. i recommend any of the fics in her masterlist, they’re all really good !! 🙂
dUde i almost cried !! i read the title and i was like “omg i need to listen to ghost of you while i read” and so i did and it only made me want to cry moRE
okay but i loved this one. like, i’m a sucker for worried/protective steve and this one really came through with it, plus the smut was just as enjoyable.
okay, okay, stop what you’re doing and READ THIS. oh my god, every part was such a pleasure to read. i really, truly felt like i was there as i was reading, i could read this over and over and still enjoy it just as much as i did the first hundred times.
based off the warnings, i wasn’t expecting to enjoy it as much as i did but here we are, there’s also a part two so you can find that hereif you’re interested 🙂
oKay so i’m kinda a slow reader but i zoomed through this series because i enjoyed it so much. so, if you’re a slut for stucky like myself i think you’ll enjoy this.
okay, not to be dramatic, but i would die for this series. it is so well thought out and different to any other soulmate au i’ve read in ages. 100% recommend.
ya’ll are seriously pissed at Sebastian Stan because his FRIENDS support Donald Trump or have said something in support of Donald Trump?
you do realize that Sebastian Stan is not the company he keeps, right? that other’s views do not reflect his own views? do you really realize how fucking stupid you sound?
Sebastian has literally flat out said that he does not like and/or support Donald Trump so like, what do you think? He’s lying? He has a hidden agenda? i literally cannot believe that this is ACTUALLY a thing right now.
My favorite part of all this is that you want him to APOLOGIZE? For his friends? For something HE DIDN’T SAY and literally HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH? Ya’ll are actually wild, I swear to god.
Remember: He does not have to explain ANYTHING to you. He does not have to explain his friend’s views, on politics or literally ANYTHING IN GENERAL, because his friends are not HIM. For fuck’s sake, I have several friends who support Donald Trump, and that’s THEIR opinion, which i respect. I fucking hate the orange pos, but I still love my friends. I’m literally seeing people saying that this is going to “ruin” his career. LIKE WHAT?!?! He didn’t even say anything!
STOP SPREADING MORE HATE AND BULLSHIT INTO A WORLD THAT ALREADY HAS ENOUGH.
Oh, AND LEAVE SEBASTIAN STAN THE FUCK ALONE. STOP TRYING YOUR HARDEST TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD. STOP FUCKING BULLYING HIM ON THE INTERNET YOU SCUMBAGS BECAUSE I GUARANTEE NONE OF YA’LL WOULD SAY THIS SHIT TO HIS FACE.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
The point just went right over your head there, didn’t it?
Not sure it did. Care to elaborate on what I seem to be missing, instead of having an attitude?
Don’t hold your breath @bionic-buckyb . Their blog is full of attitude. 😒
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