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marvel-avengers-world:

Edwin Jarvis: Peggy no!

Peggy: Peggy yes!

Almost every guy ever: PEGGY NO

Peggy: Screw you! PeGGY YES!!

Steve Rogers: Peggy Yes!!!!!

Peggy: PEG-

Peggy: oh.

Peggy: Ooh I like him

thewintersoldiersbutt:

odin’s death scene was so moving

djchika:

Steve, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Bucky, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

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annatheuseless:

This is canon you can’t convince me otherwise

captain-rogers-beard:

hotmessfassy:

thotnoswillreturn:

achlles:

i added toxic by my mom britney spears to this iconic elevator scene from catws and im yelling

this is the best thing

@captain-rogers-beard 🙂

I’m dying! I love this! Thank you @hotmessfassy!

john–laurens:

Eddie, trying to sleep @ 3am: V, my darling, my love, I beg you, please let me sleep, I have to write an article tomorrow

Venom, screaming in Eddie’s mind: TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEAAARTACHEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAYYY!! I! WANT! IT! THAT! WAY!!!

bucky-spiderman-barnes:

Peter: Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark Mr. Stark

Tony: what

Peter: hi 💜💗💖💙💓💚❤️💖💘💛💕🧡💓💙💗💚💜💕💛💘🧡💚💖🧡💗💜💕💙💘💚💓💗💛💞

incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes:

Clint: You know what? I’m covering everything in pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spiced everything.

Tony: Do you really want to do that?

Clint: Pumpkin spiced latte. Pumpkin spice oatmeal. Pumpkin spiced chocolate.

Tony:

You’re going to make yourself sick.

Clint:

Pumpkin spiced Tony.

Tony:

Wait, what?

Clint: Pumpkin spiced chips.

Tony:

Did you say, “pumpkin spiced Tony”?

Clint:

Pumpkin spiced pumpkin.

Tony:

What the fuck is wrong with you?