Peter Parker most definitely runs an Incorrect Quotes Tumblr account dedicated solely to the Avengers – except every single quote is actually something one of the Avengers has actually said
Plot twist: one of the Avengers finds the blog, and Peter’s too shy to admit he runs it, meaning half the Avengers think one of their employees somehow listened in on top secret meetings and the entire compound goes on lock down
Tony knows that it’s Peter’s, he’s known about the account since before it even got brought to the Avengers attention (he’s Tony Freaking Stark, no further explanation needed.) He doesn’t say anything though; watching the rest of the Avengers run around on a wild goose chase trying to catch the culprit while he’s sitting right under their noses is just too much fun. Besides, he’s always got his spider-child’s back.
They told Bucky to kill Tony’s parents without witnesses and he manages to find the probably only forest in the world with a random security camera by the road-side and kills them exactly in front of that security camera while looking right at said security camera when he disables it and also fails to make sure that the tape inside is destroyed how can you screw up so bad?
imagine how many people Hydra had on staff specifically to follow him around, wiping cameras, picking up his 27 discarded weapons, paying off/killing that entire cafe he once strolled into at noon and shot a dude in.
the guy strolled down fuckin Main Street Washington with a grenade launcher, that “ghost story” reputation did not come easy.
I wondered that too – if he does everything like that attack on Fury how is he a fucking ghost-story?
Imagine that’s your job like:
“Okay, you know how this works. We’re missing a rocket launcher, a mask, three hand-guns, the corpse of the target, two daggers with his finger-prints on them, the Asset’s mask and a helicopter. All of which are somewhere in [whatever city] and have to be retrieved in less than two hours. Go!”
“Ermm…boss? There’s another YouTube video.”
“He’s a brilliant assassin they said. The best there is they said.”
For lack of a better explanation, I’ll attribute it to Bucky’s sub-conscious trying to make shit difficult for them.
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