john–laurens:

Eddie, trying to sleep @ 3am: V, my darling, my love, I beg you, please let me sleep, I have to write an article tomorrow

Venom, screaming in Eddie’s mind: TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEAAARTACHEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKEEEE!! TELL ME WHY!! I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAYYY!! I! WANT! IT! THAT! WAY!!!

domesticatedavengersdoingstuff:

Matt Murdock probably: I may be a Blind Pro Bono Lawyer but I can see you are full of fucking lies—ADMIT YOU ATE THE REST OF THE OREOS!

Peter Parker slamming his hands on the table: I DEMAND MY LAWYER!

Matt: I AM YOUR LAWYER!

doewhisper-of-windclan:

spder-ling:

underoosstark:

underoosstark:

Peter Parker most definitely runs an Incorrect Quotes Tumblr account dedicated solely to the Avengers – except every single quote is actually something one of the Avengers has actually said

Plot twist: one of the Avengers finds the blog, and Peter’s too shy to admit he runs it, meaning half the Avengers think one of their employees somehow listened in on top secret meetings and the entire compound goes on lock down

Tony knows that it’s Peter’s, he’s known about the account since before it even got brought to the Avengers attention (he’s Tony Freaking Stark, no further explanation needed.) He doesn’t say anything though; watching the rest of the Avengers run around on a wild goose chase trying to catch the culprit while he’s sitting right under their noses is just too much fun. Besides, he’s always got his spider-child’s back.

Yes