Look, I’m not crazy. I know Pawnee isn’t Paris, or London, or Chicago. But it’s a great place to live. And work. And serving the goofballs in this town is an honor and a privilege. And, yes, every town claims its diner’s waffles are the best in the world. But somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world – so delicious, and rich, and golden brown that anyone who tasted them would decide never to leave that town. Somewhere those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?