In other news, @wahwahwaffles – how accurate do you think this gif is when it comes to, err… other things? Asking for science, of course.
well, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I’ve been thinking about this, and I’m so glad you asked.
Take a look at that natural grip. The way his pinky slides out at the end of the slide. That’s a natural movement that he’s done quite a bit, I would wager. So while the length is comical and TERRIFYING and belongs in an explicit tentacle original work on Ao3, the GIRTH. THE GIRTH seems near to accurate.
And fanfiction has taught me that you don’t want a footlong dong, you want something with some meatiness in the circumference so you can see stars and fall over into the great beyond.
My hypothesis is backed by science and mathematics and has a .00002 chance of error.
I do thank you, kind madam, for your excellent scientific research. I knew I could count on you.
This… this just seemed appropriate
Look I’ve written fuck all in ages, but damn it now I want to write about the pinky finger. Because I clearly haven’t written enough self pleasure fic. But yanno accuracy.
Thank you @bjorkshirepudding & @wahwahwaffles for making my evening….brighter….? Let’s go with well lit for a dumpster fire.
Um, Meri, you do realize that now that you’ve mentioned it, I’m gonna hound you about it until the end of time… right??
Always happy to help. In fact, I’ll go a step further and provide you with a bit more inspiration:
Outstanding work here…
I don’t know what I just read but OMG I think @wahwahwaffles wins today. lol
If I weren’t already down this hole this post would have tipped me in.
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